My husband, best friend, and arch-nemesis. Short for Rusty Iron. Also sometimes known as Acquilad, Sugar Larry, and The Mister.
Young Master Sam
My baby boy. Long version: Samuel Atticus. Short version: Sam. Nicknames: Samuel Platypus, Samuel Fatticus, Sam-I-Am, Samwidge, Salamander, Samwise, Sam the Clam, The Clam, and Clambake.
Our long-suffering housemate.
My Portuguese water dog. Also goes by Schlobbs and Goof Poodle.
My smart grey tabby. AKA The Cat.
My non-smart grey tabby. AKA Poor Ol' Lu.