Friday, July 22, 2005

WEB: Harry Potter fan = scary

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my brand-new copy.
Duuuude... it's just a book.*

(Link courtesy of Bookslut)

*Since I first wrote this post, it looks like the piece I linked to has now been password-protected by its owner. Awww... sorry if you missed it. It was pretty damn funny.


Anonymous said...

There's a giant spoiler on page three of the comments, but I didn't notice any spoilery user names. Perhaps that post had been deleted by the time I read it.

But, dude. HUGE spoiler on page 3.

alittleposy said...

Wow. This chick should probably get some therapy. I definitely don't think she should be allowed around children. I've met people who don't want kids and that's totally cool -- don't have them if you don't like them -- but geez, "crotchdropping"? How this person is any better than anyone who goes around thinking they're special because they DO have kids, I don't know.

Tammy said...

"How this person is any better than anyone who goes around thinking they're special because they DO have kids, I don't know."

Whuh? You mean I'm... not... more... special???


Claudia said...

Thanks for the link. Wow. The comments really are at times even wilder than the rant. I get that there are people who don't want kids, but some of the commenters seem to be against the idea of children and reproduction in general. So... they just want the species to die out?

zuhn said...

It's funny that she's ranting about breeders while totally captivated by a children's book!

Veronica said...

That sounds like all the adult Nsync fans I used to know. They were insanely protective of their fandom and hated all the kids that liked them and got in their way. It was scary.

katiedid said...

Speaking as someone who's moved a number of times, I'm shocked anyone would find opening a box(!) such a thrill. I guess next time I move I should hold a costume contest to get folks to help with the unpacking.

And apparently she hates both breeders and the "crotchdroppings." So, is she, like Macduff, "of no woman born?" Or did she evolve into being via cellular division like an amoeba?

Gee, lady, I can only wonder why they decided not to let you display your utter sanity in front of everyone.

Anonymous said...

I'd hate to see her at a Wiggles concert.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately I think this person is on to us and has protected their entry because i couldn't get to it.

Tammy said...

Daaaang. Oh well. Thanks for letting us know, fran.

Tammy said...

Oh, goodness, I never thought that person represented anyone except her own wacked-out self.

I have a lot of kid-free friends who are some of the loveliest people I know, and I was once pretty staunchly kid-free myself, much as I've always really liked kids.

(Obviously, I've had a change of heart since then, making me one of those people who are the reason why other people tell people like you, "Oh you'll change your mind about having kids eventually." Sorry about that! Heh.)

Anyway, no need to apologize! The internet is full of nutters. We can't go around apologizing for all of them.