And speaking of book shelving that makes you lose control of your bodily functions...
Wow. I mean... wow. It's just... how can I put this into words? Wow.
For more "full-frontal library objectification" (and bigger, higher-quality images), go here.
(Big ups to erinnej for the link!)
*I shamelessly ripped off this post title from the nonist. It was just too awesome not to re-use.