Wednesday, June 27, 2007

You're Soaking in It

Three things not to ask yourself when looking at the Library Bathtub...

  1. How do you get in and out of it?
  2. How do you keep the books from getting wet and mildewy?
  3. Why does it look like something from a medieval dungeon?
And one thing you maybe should ask...
  1. What kinds of books would a library bathtub absolutely need to keep in stock in order to be credible as, you know, a GOOD library bathtub? Moby Dick? The Old Man and the Sea? Mutiny on the Bounty? Jaws? Voyage of the Dawn Treader? The Log from the Sea of Cortez? 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog)? You couldn't just check any old book under there, could you?
[Thanks, Stephie, for the link!]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If it was a chair and not a tub it might work.

Carrie said...

The biggest question not to ask yourself: "How much does it cost?"

Still looking fo rthe perfect shelves...

Imani said...

Don't forget Irish Murdoch's The Sea, The Sea and John Banville's The Sea. *ahem* Maybe a Calvin and Hobbes collection.

Anonymous said...

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Booklogged said...

My first question was "Won't it leak?" Good laugh.