A Conversation That Should Have Waited Till 2025

"I'm not getting the relationship between this couple on TV."
"What do you mean?"
"They're not acting like a couple, and she looks a lot older than he does."
"I think they look about the same age."
"He's pretty well-preserved then."
"Well, you know that men get better looking as they get older, whereas women..."
"Excuse me?"
"Er, and you, of course, being man-like in many regards, are also getting better looking."
"Come again?"
"..."
"..."
"This is where a rocket-pack would come in handy."