Soccer Slut #1: I can't believe I came out to celebrate the World Cup final and I forgot to wear a slutty top.Okay, I didn't actually hear that, but something has to explain the sartorial issues I witnessed yesterday.
Soccer Slut #2: No problem. Just unzip your hoodie so that your bra is fully exposed for everyone to see, then use body paint to draw an Italian flag on your cleavage.
SS #1: You are a genius.
SS #2: Thank you.
And for the record, I'm using the word "slut" in the non-pejorative sense. I love sluts. Sluts rock. Sometimes they make poor fashion choices, is all.