Some people, they have an uncanny ability to communicate with horses. Others, dogs. Me? They call me... the Squirrel Whisperer.
Look at this little buddy. He has no idea what's happening to him. All he knows is that he's helplessly drawn to me by no force other than the power of the clicky-clicky noises I'm making with my tongue. He's seconds away from crawling right into my lap, as squirrels are sometimes wont to do, but instead I release him from my charms. I don't want to humiliate him in front of his friends.