Friday, November 17, 2006

ETC: It's Okay to Ask for Directions, Guys

SCENE: Interior of a pub in a small city. A rather good band is playing improvisational covers of some old standards. As they play, one of the band members loses his place in the music, resulting in the following exchange between him and one of his bandmates:
"I'm lost over here."
"Well, find your way back."
"I'm working at it, but it's like trying to Mapquest the G-spot."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha!

solaana said...

What is this band, and more importantly, is said band member married?

Lovewine said...

That comical anecdote reminds me of how technology has changed things. Like when you're at a concert and instead of lighters, people are waving their cell phones around....kinda sad.

Doppelganger said...

I hear you, Solaana. That combination of nerd wit and the fearless talk of the g-spot -- if I weren't a married woman...

Julie said...

Hilarious!