ETC: Overheard in St. Catharines

"I'm thinking of opening up an S&M sex shop..."
"I see."
"...and calling it The Purple Nurple."

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"Look at the size of that yam!"
"..."
"I said, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT YAM."

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"I just overheard some guy at the bar saying he just got drafted by the NHL."
"Wow."
"I hope the NHL doesn't draft me."
"Why not?"
"I don't know how to play hockey."