"This is funny."
"I like this part... The greater internet fuckwad theory: normal person + anonymity + audience = fuckwad."
"I think I'm actually NICER online than I am in real life. I'm an internet oddity."
"You're just jealous. Which is understandable. I'd be jealous, too, if I were you and you were me."
"Is that really the sort of thing you want to say to someone as fragile as me?"
"Don't you understand that crushing your spirit is all I have?"