Fun to Say, AND TRUE

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For nobody's toeses are posies of roses.
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Fun to Say, Pirate Style

bilge rat
landlubber
shanty
bucko
galleon
Arr!
gibbet
bosun
squiffy
nipperkin
buccaneer
keelhaul
avast
mizzen
carouser
doubloon
grog blossom
hornswaggle
poop deck

Fun to Say, Old-Timey Style

fandango
skedaddle
namby-pamby
scuttlebutt
calaboose
flapjack
skinflint
ace-high
Arbuckle's
hoosegow
bazoo
gulch

WORDS: Fun to Say

mellifluous
ransack
serendipitous
fork
calamity
jeepers
rickety
poop

ETC: Blogs That Don't Exist That I'd Like To See

Canned Clams
Toilet Burp
White Trasherati
Atomic Bong
Parade of Flatulence
10,000 Stan March
Avon Calling
Hellalujah!
Blogger? I don't even know her.
Rants in My Pants*
The Paul Martin Experience
Albinos Have Stories, Too

*ETA: Daaaaang. Evidently, this one already exists.